Little Axioms Of Life

• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
  
  
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  
  
• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
  
  
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  
  
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  
  
• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  
  
• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  
  
• She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
  
  
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  

Mmmmmmmm coffee is done.
Later
Jovi