Distractions Update II


From Tammi we have this:
Distractions From My Niece


And from Ren we have:
My contribution:

Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an
old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,

then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows.



Thank You Ladies !!!

Jovi
3:47pm

Distraction Day Update
Couple of jokes emailed to me.
The sender wishes to remain anonymous so I shall respect his wishes.


My Friend went to a self-help group for Complusive Talkers.
It's called On & On & On Anon.


Blondie couldn't understand why she was losing so badly at Trivial Pursuit. Nevertheless, she perservered, rolling the dice and landing on Green - Science & Nature.
Her Question was, " If you are in a vacumn and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
Blondie mulled it over for a minute then asked, "Is it on or off?"


Thank you Mr. Anonymous!!!
Later

Jovi
1:44pm

Distraction Day


Okay, here is the deal.
Past couple of weeks, we have had me in the mopey stage, some friends ill, some stressed out,some in pain, bad weather, power outages, flooding, few hurricanes, things like that.
So my post for today is a "Day for Distractions".
Only distracting, interesting, funny, stupid, inane stuff here today.
Anyone may contribute, either email and I will post it, or leave a comment.
Hey ! if we are real good, the Hump Fairy might pay a visit, if he is not busy elsewhere. (who's turn to bake?)But then again, it's only Tuesday.


No one contributes?
Then you must suffer my warped deranged sarcastic humour.


Or not.


Found a few websites that might fit in this catagory.

Mr Pitt Online Store
Lotsa Trivia
Murphey's Law Site
Tick Tock Toys
Honky Tonks
How Stuff Works
Epicurious
G F D
Fridge Magnets
Jump The Shark
Pikey.com

Let's toss in a couple of bad jokes:


Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to get up and investigate When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asks, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and says, "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"


Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
(Forgive me Kev.)


Need more coffee
Later

Jovi
7:23am