Thursday, August 12, 2004

'Bonnie' is causing rain and really dark skies here and will continue to do so for the next few days. It's nice and cool too!
Good thing we did all the yard work Tuesday.

Let's see. . .

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act,
he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
as he now considered her to be mentally stable
When he went to tell Edna the news he said,

"Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged.
Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of another patient,
I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved,
hung himself right after you saved him,
with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.
I am so sorry but he's dead."

Edna replied
"He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

Headed for coffee.


Jovianne ~ 1:15 PM


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