Poor Cat

Gas in car to go to groomers - $4.50
Cat car carrier - $32.99
Grooming fee - $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat - Priceless!

Lion Cut Cat

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Okay so I not only have a sarcastic sense of humour, it's also warped and deranged.

What can I say?